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Name: Jasper and Sage
Interests: Hunting bugs, getting pet, sleeping, catnip, toys, food, laying in windows
Expertise: making mom happy and making mom mad
Message: message me
Member Since:
8/14/2005
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| Hello!
We are so behind on our updates. We have been busy cats. Plus mom hasn't had much time to help us type.
Tonight mom cleaned her room, it's been a mess since the night all those people came around dressed up. She took down a flower and some pictures, put her stuffed giraffe away, and a few notes that used to make her smile. We didn't know why. Then she sat on the bed and looked really odd. One tear came down her cheek, we got nervous. Then she laughed and said a very naughty word and went about cleaning up.
She doesn't go out all night anymore and she never comes home smelling like that dog anymore. Grammy said something about a break up. Hmm?
She had this really fun guy over the other day, he pet us and Sage sat on his lap. He made mom laugh a lot. We like him. The other guy had been making mom cry a lot recently.
Grammy and mom got into a fight a couple days ago. Grammy yelled at her and asked why she was getting so thin, mom screamed something about being really stressed and unhappy. Now grandpa only cooks meals mom likes, he gets worried. We notice lots of things because we are smart kitty's!
Ok we are done, nap time, it's very cold, we hate it. We promise to update more often!
 Jasper and Sage | | |
| Sasha
Mom went out last week and came home with this:
Her name is Sasha. She is little and has blue eyes. That isn't really her, we just haven't downloaded the pictures yet because we can't figure out how without premium. Sasha is okay. She's spoiled and mom baby talks to her a lot. We have to count how many treats she gets so we don't get ripped off. She doesn't like to play with us yet like moms other bunny did.
This morning Sage jumped over Sasha, just playing, and mom yelled and told her to behave herself. Sage got in a mood and sat in the corner and wouldn't look at anyone or play. She won't even help me write this, so it's just me Jasper, but she told me to make sure I sign her name at the bottom.
Earlier sage stole a cigarette and smoked it on the breezeway when the door was left open, I think I saw her in the liquor cabinet too.
 she left that on the floor for mom to find. A Martini? Maybe that's why she's been asleep all day?
It's raining, we're bored, no sun. we'll write again!
 Jasper and (hiccup) Sage | | |
| Monday
We noticed that a lot of people are talking about sex
so we are going to add our stories.
Jasper: I was about 7 months and I noticed this white sweet furry piece of ass.
she was looking good, let me tell you mighty fine.
So I crawled on up, whispered some sweet nothing and mounted that sassy bitch.
then something awful happened
mom screamed "NO, STOP! I'm wearing that tonight!"
She pushed me off and picked up my fluffy honey.
It was a sweater.
Next week I went in for the big surgery. *sigh*
Sage: I was 9 months and crying and crying. I needed it so bad.
Mom wouldn't let me out
finally I told Jasper he could have my treats for the whole week if he gave me some
he hopped on and started humping away
this was technically his first time too
Then mom screamed
"NO YOU'RE RELATED!" broke it up
said something about incest
and cried a little.
I heard Grammie say Jasper looked really bored.
Next week I got the big surgery.
BTW we got that awesome picture from . kitty1982
We love it!
Hope you enjoyed our stories!
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| Hey guys! We've been slacking
there is so much going on
there's the mouse family that we are hunting
and lots of sunbathing.
We've been sleepy cats.
Mom has some photos of us that we are going to post soon
we just wanted to stop in and say "Hi".
Mom is hogging the computer lately with school and work.
She's been kinda quiet.
We got in trouble tonight for not listening
so now we are being extra sweet! 
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| Wut up Kitty Cats?
So mom is back to being mom
nothing much has been happening around here
we've been sleeping a lot
Jasper has been getting brushed every night
our coats get darker in the winter
the other night mom was going to bed
we thought she forgot us
so we came running
I, Sage, was playing in the bathtub
I like drinking the drips from the faucet and washing my paws
Jasper was using the litter box
Well we flew in the room with a quickness
and Jasper dropped a dingle berry on moms carpet.
She was giving us our treats and saying she'd never forget us
when she stepped in his surprise
she wasn't too pleased.
I thought it was funny.
So these mice are in the basement:
I like to get them
Jasper isn't into hunting, he just watches
I left one in Grammies room
I left one in uncle Devin and his girlfriends room
and the other morning I tossed one in the toilet for grandpa
haha, I thought it was a nice surprise
mom has been chasing us with the camera
she has some pictures but she is having issues getting them on here.
  "What???" Sage getting yelled at for hiding by the bay window to chase the birds.
 So innocent.
Okay we are off to bed. We are very tired cats. We watched The Gilmore Girls tonight while mom drank a chai tea. Hope you like our pictures!
Jasper and sage
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